Hello, my name is Benno Hansen.

You may remember me from such articles as Virgin Mary Anal Sex isn't Blasphemy or Female Brazilian soccer referee to pose in Playboy magazine, such epic seeds as Man with rifle and 10 pounds of pot caught driving over 90mph while taping himself masturbating or from the article "All wars are fought over natural resources"?

Believe it or not: I wrote a book on the subject of one of those articles! Yes, it's the last one - although combining those first three could have been interesting too. It deals quite a bit with the consequences of climate change too, since what they essentially influence is our ability to sustain our civilization on Earth.

You can walk into a book store and order my book. Or you can get it at Amazon. You should, it's damn good and dirt cheap. Or you can ask me for a pdf copy in return for your review, for example here at Newsvine. How do you qualify? You are genuinely interested, have a history of playing nice with the CoH, you have 4000+ followers at Twitter or you work at New York Times. Preferably all of the above. I'll put a biassed excerpt of your review up on my site with a back link, obviously.

Want to know how sustainable agriculture creates peace? Head over to the book website, ecowar.eu, and read an excerpt of the book. Drop me an email or comment below to apply for a pdf or just to vent your feelings.